terrific Rock 'n' Roll band playing the great oldies from doo wop harmony to Santana sprinkled with standards and swing
The ROCKIN' ROWDIES confiscate a jeep? at the 2012 Prospect Car Show
THANKS TO Joe & Leslie FOR USE OF JEEP
(ours was in the shop)
F 8--Jeff & Lisa Valentine Dinner/Dance--Southington Elks Club--Rte 10--8pm
F 15--Middletown Elks Club--7pm POSTPONED
F 28--Winchester Cafe--Rte 66--Portland--8pm
Mr 8--Middletown Elks Club--7pm-OPEN TO ALL
Mr 23--St Joe's Church Fundraiser--Aqua Turf
Ap12--Prof &Tony play w/STARDUST DANCE BAND--Avon Italian Club--7:30pm
yes,that's Jay Crawford whispering sweet nothin's in my ear at the WATR/Harold Leever Cancer Center Benefit we did last Fall...he's a big Brenda Lee fan....
here we just announced Julie as the winner in our Young Lawrence Taylor Look-A-Like Contest
Dixie the Bride's Maid for her Uncle Craiggy and Auntie Martha Brady
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW
THE ROCKIN' HEARTBEATS??
WHICH BAND MEMBER SAID:
1.I like to hit stuff....I've been that way ever since I was a little girl....
2.Is that show at 8AM or 8PM??
3....don't touch!!--I just got this hair-piece back from the dry-cleaner...
4.give me liberty or give me death!!
5.I'm usually up every day at the crack of 9...
6.I thought the Kentucky Derby was a hat...
ANSWERS WILL APPEAR IN THE JULY ISSUE OF BOY'S LIFE MAGAZINE
A NEW PUBLIC SERVICE FROM THE RH:
***THE RH MESSAGE BOARD***
TO JULIE: hope you liked the flowers -- Ed Flynn
FOR SALE-Louis XIV bean-bag chair $3,150 or bo
TO GARY: thanks for the flowers -- Chinese Dan
FOR SALE: autographed photo of BigFoot $15
So after 6 or 7 years in the 'making', the ROCKIN' HEARTBEATS finally have their first two recordings available on CD: "The First Session" and "Keepin' It Real" are available for $8 each, or you can purchase both for $15. (a total of 25 songs)
Mr 30 2014
PROF SEZ: well -- today is the Big Day for Draper & Chinese Dan -- no, they are not getting married-- today is their BirthDay... we will 'acknowledge' them this weekend when we play at Juniper's in Middlebury -- provided we can pry Dan away from his Jazzercise class... we played for the Elks Club in Middletown a couple weeks back and had a fantastic turnout... our thanks go to Charlie / Dan & Diane / Mike / Nancy /Peter .. thanks to Paul & MaryAnne and to the Cera? or Sera? kids for their words of appreciation & kindness.... gotta take a moment and wish the family of Bob Mobilio our best as they deal w/his passing.... he certainly helped futher Tony & me as musicians just as he had touched hundreds of people during his lifetime... he will certainly be missed....our condolences also go to Mike & Lady Gaga on the loss of his Mom... the good news is that both Rob Queen & Walt at BC Records are doing better in their pursuit of better health -- we wish them both the very best... my pursuit of better health has been switching over from MacDonald's fries to the 'new' Satisfries at Burger King -- just delightful! ... anyone want to send our ailing Little Drummer Boy a get well message(a pole-vaulting accident while performing with the Hezbollah Dancers) can e-mail it here... he recently hired the legal team of Ben & Jerry to represent him in court.....
Mr 3 2014
PROF SEZ:I'm happy to announce that we found Draper(he had ended up in Georgia trying to get to Southington) so now we can take his picture off of the milk cartons..... thanks to all the folks who sent messages/phone calls or came out to see us for birthday weekend at Juniper's.... we saw Bob throwing Donna around as usual... Mark Fusco and his babe -- the one w/the fresh head wounds... Tony & Linda -- JB's driver??... Kristin & Steve -- I was surprised to see them still awake after 8pm... wacky Joanne & Mary & the family/gang (Jo--you might wanna cut down on the RedBull for breakfast)... Charlie & Barbara brought their gang... Ron & Lorraine brought their friends Paul & Eileen? -- and also a B-Day gift for me: a bottle.... of Ensure!!!!....I was gonna beat the hell out of Ron,but then I decided to spare him the embarrassment in front of his friends... thanks to Tony D & Scotty K for the fine culinary experience at the Golden Arch Restaurant... last week we enjoyed the company of the lovely Ms Donna / Ron/ Beverly/ Ronnie & Drew/ Steve & his lovely wife/babe ... and 2 members of the fully- dressed Duke-Ettes!!! out at the Winchester Cafe..... and,yes--the Middletown Elks club gig on Sa is open to the public.....
F 10 2014
PROF SEZ:yes,this is B-Day month for me -- where people go out of their way to take a shot/make fun of/insult ME for a change..... 2 years ago I played all weekend w/o realizing that Kristin & Steve had placed a weighted balloon bouquet on my amp that read: 'Happy Birthday Princess' ..... thanks to Michael Regan for hooking me up w/Medicare stuff.... we will be celebrating this year at Junipers on the 21st & 22nd.... last month at Junipers we were joined by Vic & Beverly / Darlene & Al /WATR Music Museum hosts Jay Crawford(BOTH NIGHTS) & Ms Julie / Ronnie & Drew(who stayed most of the night!) / B-Day Boy Walter & his pals / Lurch / and Bret? or Bart? or Burt???..... special thanks go to Gary Springmeyer who not only is my guitar tech/luthier,but is also a friend and a good musical chat... hey,didya hear Jay Crawford's Music Museum show last Saturday night ?? -- he had Bill D on as guest who is very knowledgeable re The Beatles...they did a nice 5oth -year tribute -- ala Alan Todd re the Everly Brothers a couple years back... when the band is not booked on a Saturday night you can usually find me sitting in on Jay's show adding 'color commentary' (and insipid remarks).... I tuned in on the way to the Southington Elks Valentine Dinner/Dance -- now, we've played this event for apprx 12 years,but I don't remember the food ever being so thoroughly excellent!! our thanks to Lisa & Jeff & Barnie & Tom & Tracy& Denise among others who go out of their way to make this charity event go so well every year... we saw Ron & Lorraine / Charlie & Cindy / Jerry and his babe... thanks to Scotty K for his bass & vocals while Draper was away getting treated at the Phobia Seminar -- he was extremely frightened of speed bumps -- but he is now slowly getting over them.... this Sa night we'll be at the Middletown Elks Club -- it is open to the public -- just come on in.... there is no outstanding warrant for Tony D in Middletown so he should be there with or without his legal team of Ben & Jerry.... that's it for now -- I gotta get down to the bank and help some poor Nigerian prince with my $uperBowl winnings....
Ja 20 2014
PROF SEZ: we are happy to be back at Junipers in Middlebury this F & Sa night -- we've had drummer Tony D checked for a concussion and he should be there -- we've sent him to the best veterinarians in the state.... speaking of concussions -- Jay Crawford of the WATR Music Museum got fooled this past weekend by another band at Junipers with a sound-alike name --we regret anyone else making the same mistake(and several folks have)...talk about cashing in and 'riding the coat-tails'.... and speaking of cashing in,I am happy to announce that I picked the winner in both of this past weekend's football games....'thank you' goes out to Edman/Geno/brother Jim/Jr K/ Chinese Dan/Draper and Tony D.... my wife said that I should set my goals higher -- so I'm dumping her and moving in with a 40-something babe.... happy B-Day in advance to Kris Krisevensen & Scotty K.... I will be hitting the Golden Medicare Age next month so I took my anxiety and went about seeking/enrolling in a 'supplement' plan...I hear this Micheal Regan guy on his show on WATR so I stop by his office and he's incedible!!! ...not only do I know him from my record shop daze--it turns out that he is totally knowledgeable about Medicare --all the finer points,ins & outs,all the caveats(adores Dixie)--he sets me up in 45 minutes ,explains everything in terms I can comprehend and erases all the anxiety -- bright/personable AND knowledgeable!!!!! I left there feeling like I had just scored big at Foxwoods...also thanks from Dixie to Patty & Rick at Pups-In-A-Tub....see you all this weakend at Juniper's....
Ja 6 2014
PROF SEZ: thanks to all who made 2013 so successful for us: lotsa new friends who turned out at our shows ....the great gang at Ms Donna's Winchester Cafe....New Year's Eve was just terrific---gotta thank staffers like Karen/John/Jim/Phil at Junipers who were totally on their game ...we had a great crowd: there was Allison and Mr Ford(looking rather 'dressy') and (the long lost)John & Cathy,and Gloria & her gang,Jay Crawford & Ms Julie from the WATR Music Museum --who recently feted the now- departed Phil Everly... special thanks to Draper's sister Kolsie,who gave the band such wonderful Christmas gifts(as opposed to Tony D who gave me an obviously re-gifted coffee mug that had his name on it)...also on hand were Chinese Dan & Sheryl the B-Day girl,Tony Jr & his lovely bride(who danced together!!!!)...we'll be back at Junipers later in January....and don't foget to get your Valentine Dinner/Dance tickets early cuz they always sell out......
D 8 2013
PROF SEZ:great folks/great food last night at the Pattaconk Yacht Club.. gonna miss working w/ hosts David & Lynn who always treat us better than we deserve...conspicously absent was Gary P--out playing Santa Claus, and Charlie and Louise--probably out playing 'doctor & patient'.... last week we had a great turnout in Middlebury at Junipers---WATR music Museum hosts Jay Crawford& Ms Julie were on hand to show folks how to do the Stroll...Bill & Lisa(pronounced w/a 'z') were joined in a rare appearance by Radio Bob...Jerry & Mary were there w/their gang--I think it was Carol's B-Day....former Watertown Fire Chief danced most of the night w/his babe....Dancing Dave was at it w/his babe.... wacky Joanne was there w/Mary & Anna & family members....I'll take WACKOS for $2000,Alex....Draper came to just in time to help me pack up....as you can probably see,Tony D was able to Jazzercise off the 40 pounds of Snickers he had eaten at Halloween (his Birthday) -- he says he has joined a dance troupe known as The Hezbollah Dancers.....it's Christmas Time: ... o come all ye faithful, faithful and redundant..... we'll see you all out at the Winchester this Friday night.......
N 20 2013
PROF SEZ: just got back from Atlanta and all points North.... hey,when did Red Lobster get so costly??.....cost us $80 for the 2 of us!!!...!whiskey tango foxtrot!!! just added Thanksgiving Eve to our calendar (N 27) at East Street Eatery (Farmingbury Hills Golf Course)here in Wolcott...probly be an early start --7 or 7:30... see you Sa nite in Naugatuck...
N 18 2013
PROF SEZ: a great time at the opening night of the Waterbury Elks Saturday Night Dane season.... lotsa fine folks came out to see us including:Charlie & Cindy/Lady Gaga & Lord Gaga(nice to see him wearing men's clothing) along with Gil & Mary & Al & Lt Pete & Nettie/Ed & Tom-- I hope they're not 'an item'/those nice Polish folks up front were terrific -- she claims she's 50 but looks like she's not even 30!! -- oops forgot to play a polka for them,but we did give em 'Johnny B Good'/Ronnie & Drew dance all night like they're 22!!/naturally our hosts Rita & Tony were there along w/the Other Tony & his bride/the lovely Linda showed up for the last 12 minutes -- no one was surprised... the great night was marked by the return of recent birthday Boy Tony D who had flown to Milford for a quick vacation .... Draper looked elegant as ever -- he recently polished his head in a beautiful burnt umber--so smart for Fall....this Saturday night we head back to Naugatuck and the lovely Miss Jennifer at the Slainte Pub on Rte 63...good food & decent dance floor--it's somewhat classy despite the fact that we're playing there....
O 25 2013
PROF SEZ: this Sa night we will be at the Waterbury Elks Club on W Main St -- if you need to sign in just ask for Rita or maybe Mike-- they are members and will sign you in if....yikes!!! it's been weeks since we last spoke!!! first let me point out that the N 9 Middletown Elks gig has been ?postponed? until they get well and overcome a bad case of Ineptness....that weekend we will be across the river in Portland on Friday the 8th w/ the lovely Ms Donna at the Winchester Cafe... I wanna also mention/thank lots 'o' folks who we've run across/run into in the past few weeks: at the Winchester we had Johnny Swing & the lovely Ms Leah along w/Ronnie & Drew/Rico & Jenny/Tammy & Ron/Ray & Jo/Joan(who recently crafted a RH fanclub sign) & Neil/Mary/Denise/Geno & Jen(noticeably absent was the gracious presence of Ms Donna)...at the newly renovated East St Pub(owner Chris has just added a winterized 'dance hall') we had Dale G & a gang of his pals/Charlie & Barbara/Chris' mom/Lorraine & Ron...the Pattaconk Yacht Club was a great time w/some great folks:hosts David & Lynn and guests(now members) Charlie & Louise?--did I get that right? anyway, she is having a life-calendar birthday coming up soon and may need a band....can't begin to tell you what a delight it was to play for Cliff Davis?Tim Logan and his 'jazz night' scene up in Bloomfield ON A MONDAY NIGHT!!!! that place was more lively on a Monday than some places we play on weekends!!!...thanks to Rick Nowsche for his great gang out in Marlborough at his "Just For the Hell of It" party--the delightful twin Carols were there along w/Johnny G and other RHAM dignitaries... out in New Britain (thanks Father Crowley & Lori)we made lotsa new friends at St Joe's while the Mac Girls (Dotty/Annie X2/Jo cleared the tables so they could have a dancing area)...then there's the almost-celebrity-status folks who come to see us out in Middlebury at Junipers:Jay Crawford/Ms Julie/Gil/super-dancers Bob & Donna along w/the Staff Stars Karen & John....yes--we'll be there for New Year's Eve.....
S 24 2013
PROF SEZ: come on out to Wolcott this Sa night...we'll be at a great restaurant at the Farmingbury Hills Golf Course -- The East Side Eatery -- up the hill fromRte 84( exit 28) right on Rte 322...it's our first time in so be on your best behavior please -- use your best 'grown-up voice (Joanne/Mary/Ron&Lorraine/Ronnie&Drew...note that the O 5 date at the Waterbury Elks has been changed to N 16...recently learned that we will be back at St Joe's Harvest Fair in New Britain on O 26--had a blast playing there a couple weeks ago.... also note that we will be back at Juniper's on O 11/12 as well as NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!.....had a great time playing for Frank & Jennifer's bash out in Beacon Falls...great food -- and the folks helped us move our gear in & out!!!!...great talking to Bob Marek(and his 18 kids)....thanks to Arden at the Bristol Polish Club having us play last Friday after the All-Male Revue show---Annie fron Mac's was not that impressed by the 'show',but she seemed to enjoy us...see you Friday at Donna's Winchester Cafe out in Portland(possible Jay Crawford appearance w/Julie?!?--perhaps a Jenny the Tambourine appearance?!?!?-- maybe a disappearance of Rico the Beard?!?--we can only hope.........)
Ag 27 2013
PROF SEZ: we were certainly happy to have saxman Johnny Sax & percussionist Tony D Jr join us this past Sunday at the Prospect Car Show...and we love our boy Geno doing sound for us w/his little helpers:Jen & John.....and ya gotta love Mayor Bob--who may just be as much a wise-ass as me--he kills poor Tony D every year...also,if you like the 50's/60's oldies you'll love DJ Pete from Skyline Sound--he plays more than just the big hits that you hear over and over--lotsa great lesser-known killers...local musi-celeb Vincent Ingala stopped by to say hello--Dad was absent so I sent him a letter--I think it was an 'R'... thanks go to Winchester Bob for turning off my blinkers that I had left on for over an hour...he was a bit too late, so Tony D and Jr jump-started me after the show(I mean the car!!).... saw Joe LaVigne but not his bride Leslie--they're the owners of the WWII Jeep we are pictured in over here <<on the left...also stopping by were Donna & Linda, who suggested we should add a girl singer!? WTF?!(Q:what's the difference between a girl singer and the Taliban??A: if youhad to,you could reason w/the Taliban);our friend Gil(former Mr CT);Robert & Allison; Charlie & Cindy came down from East Hartford;Doo Wop John & Terry came up from Groton;former Wtrbry booking agent Bill Luth came all the way from Florida to see us--he musta lost a bet; speaking of lost: Frank Devino wandered thru--he was just then getting home from a St Paddy's Day party; and how about Tony Calli?? he's Sicilian,so maybe i shouldn't mention what he was up to--something about an all-night tonsilectomy????;of course the best part was watching young babes like Patty & Jodi dancing all day.....
we had played a car show the day before out in Portland where we ran into Naugy's own Steve Kilmer---I remember when I was bigger than him---not any more--I think he and his pals were coming home from a MENSA meeting... also on hand were several other defendants: the lovely Donna; Bob;Neil & Joan; Mary & some of the Duke-Ettes.....
Friday night we were in Prospect at the VFW for the WATR/Jay Crawford Special Olympics Benefit: Jay brought along Fred Santore and his posse--which is pretty much Benny & Julie Fernandes/z?...several other WATR semi-celebs were on hand including Susie Banda;JB;Judy Rouge;and Tom Chute along w/wife /MaryBeth & friends Phil & Jean...many of our regulars(and irregulars) showed up including Lady Gaga/Lord Gaga & Gil;Ed Block;Waterbury Elks hosts Rita & Tony;Vicki Stemmer;Tony the C0p w/Barbara;Rich the Polish Prince was there,fortunately he brought Linda to offset his looks... happily Steve was there w/the Frankie's hot dog truck...my guess is that we'll see him this weekend at Juniper's---we're happy to be going back there cuz it's been a while since......
Ag 20 2013
PROF SEZ: this past Sa nite we played at the Italian Club on Boyden St in Waterbury: Susie 'the Caretaker' met us for set up and we knew right away this was gonna be a great bunch of people to work/play for/with....our thanks go to Uncle Vinny & TR(the steaks could not have been better),Dan paid us before we even played a note!!...Carol Angelicola knew Tony D but she stayed anyway...Tommy & Joan Thompson gave us kind words--wish you all coulda seen my hair that night--it was totally bitchin'...our thanks to the Julliani(Jim & Dave)Boys for booking us in... the real surprise came when we realized that Tony D had gone thru the food line and there was still food left!!!... and after it was all over, there was Susie doing clean-up.... on Sunday we were worried all day if our Wolcott Green concert was gonna happen--despite the threatening weather & Wolcott Fair we had a pretty good turnout: our thanks to Scotty K(w/o his babe!!)for filling in for Draper--who was off having his head waxed... thanks also to Mark & Joe Nolan for providing sound equipment at the last minute... we all had a nice treat when Lori Fusco stopped by and sang & played tambourine--she looks all of 19 or 22...we had flower child Ginny O"Rourke in attendance along w/her posse of Chinese Dan & Cheryl & Diane & Barb S & hubby....hey did you see Ginny & Ray Coughlin in the paper getting their 50-Year Golden Diploma from Sacred Heart??-- wow!! not bad for two oxygen-deprived non-readers...also on hand for the Sunday concert were the Martin Gang; Charlie & Barbara; Dee Dee & Dixie Dogg came w/brother Jim & Darlene; Tony D's friend Donna Hines came w/her gang of usual reprobates; Mickey from Wolcott Rec stopped by; Wtrbry Elks Club hosts Rita & Tony Danse;we also spotted some of the Maia clan; WATR partial celebrities Jay Crawford & Julie were on hand to pass out flyers for the Special Olympics Benefit this Friday...thanks to WATR staff for on-air plugs and to Kellie McGuire for plugging our shows in her newspaper column...see you all in Prospect Friday and/or Sunday !!!
Ag 13 2013
PROF SEZ: lotsa outdoor shows coming up this month---this Th we'll be at East Mtn Park in Waterbury (right off Rte 69 by the resevoir) then on Su it's back to the Wolcott Green...both shows begin at 6 PM...thanks to Jennifer (owner of Naugatuck's Slainte Pub)for having us play sister Shawna & Larry's wedding last week--it was a wonderful bunch of folks who really appreciated us---I was happily surprised by the number of folks who knew us(and stayed anyway!!!)..got nice words from Joe Sendra & pal Dale, and Karen Lombardi has hired us for her October event in Woodbridge...thanks to Vito's Auto Tech over on Lakewood Rd for revamping my little Honda to where it feels like a new car...meanwhile Sa night we had the pleasure of working at the Pattakonk Yacht Club on the Ct River...our thanks go to David & Lynn for their gracious hosting--"have some more..."--they couldn't do enought for us all night--conspiciously absent was Commodore Gary P--although he did win again in the Rosie O'Donnell Look-A-Like Contest(his 5th year in a row)...and how about that little 50-something girl looking to hubby for a 'surprise' 60th B-Day party???.... she helped us set up and got Draper to put his correct leg into each of his pant-legs...!!!Happy B-Day to Carl V(who may or may not know where he is) and to Cousin Mike!!
Jl 29 2013
PROF SEZ:have you met this wacky Jennifer down at Slainte Pub in Naugatuck..?...yes,she's the owner and she's attractive,but what makes her so much more enjoyable is her welcoming personality--specifically her laugh--you just want to hear it again and again...that's why we had Tony D remove his clothes...we played our debut show there this past Friday and really enjoyed the atmosphere and people...it was great to see many of 'our gang' there: Ronnie & Drew: cowbell specialist Lady Gaga w/Lord Gaga & Gil; Ron & Lorraine came down from the hills of Cheshire--and somehow found the place on the same day; Robert and Allison dined & danced; new friends Greg & Barb along w/another couple in the center of the room had nice things to say re us,even mentioning my occasional appearances on WATR's Saturday night Jay Crawford Show--The Music Museum; ...yes even Mr C himself showed up that night--he heard the place was air-conditioned...it was so hot driving last week that I had our pup Dixie take the wheel so that I could stick my head out the window...our thermometer at home simply read:"DAMN!!!"...Saturday night we played w/Stardust Dance Band out at the Indianfield Camp near Colchester...our thanks to Molly(who we never actually see)and Larry who always makes sure everything gets taken care of....this is not a group where one person has to ask another and then another....last show w/Richie the horn man before he heads back to Florida... thanks to Rob The Drummer for filling in(very well) w/us...it's nice to have bandmates who get the jokes the first time--or at all!!!!...lotsa outdoor concerts/shows coming up in August.....cyathere!!
Jl 22 2013
PROF SEZ: please note that the Slainte Pub(Naugatuck)date has been moved up a week....maybe we'll meet up w/some of the 'old' City Hill gang.....start time is 8:30...
Jl 8 2013
PROF SEZ:so even in 90 degree heat those wacky campers out at IndianField were dancing to us last Th afternoon!!--then again those Hills Brothers have obviously been off their meds for some time---wish I could have told their parents to have used a better form of birth-control... a beautiful setting right on Gardner Lake...last week up in Torrington Dale & Sue & Bruce put on quite a fine dance at the Sons/Italy Club and invited us back in the Fall...the girls at the front table danced all night...Ron & Lorraine were dancing it up..Tony the (ex)Wtrbry Cop was there w/the delightful Ms Barbara--fortunately the Polish Prince was unable to attend due to a previously outstanding warrant in Torrington involving an ice cream truck..at the Gateway in Bristol we were joined by Dottie & both her friends--Jimmy Briggs stopped by but then came to and realized where he was and then left..happy getaway to Ray & Jo...thumbs up to Jennifer out at NAMCO for our new pool pump & filter... and to Eric & Cassie at Big Lots for their help...and sad to see that the Betsy Ross Diner has closed up(AGAIN).?!?!?...of course we must thank Brother Jim for EVERYTHING he does for our family... big week coming up for us so check our schedule....
Je 18 2013
PROF SEZ: we played for the T-BIRD Club last Sa night ---what a great bunch of folks!!!....they always seem to appreciate us and make us feel welcome--despite me making fun of them!!!!! Jonathan & Feno(or Fino??)brothers Dave and Paul (who obviously never read a book between them) all showed us a great time!! Roger the New Britski Autobody Guy not only fixed my rear bumper recently,but handed me a $20 rebate a few daze later cuz of a lesser paint cost!!!! and how about Cathy(w/a 'C') doing up the raffle in record time!!! -- despite her being so shy!PS--nice hat Donna!!also,big Ron & Lorraine finally introduced themselves to us after 3 years---just in time cuz I was thinkin I might hafta beat him severely.....Sunday gave us another great outing (our 13th?!?!?!?) at the Litchfield RoadRace where surprisingly the Kenyans led the way AGAIN!!!..Tom Hill III stopped by just long enough to play some cowbell(like a girl!!) w/us--he claims that's why he narrowly missed placing in the top 5 finishers.... we have been invited back again this year to play outdoor concerts at Masonic Hospital/the R U DENSE Cancer Benefit@Quassy /Manchester BandShell/Prospect Car Show/Jay Crawford's Special Olympics Bash/the Wolcott Green... don't forget this Sa night we'll be w/Dale G and his gang in Torrington at the Sons Of Italy Club on (34)Center St...this dance is open to all---small admission fee,snacks & bar ... they like to dance up there...we may see Rich the Polish Prince--hopefully he will bring Linda the Italian Princess----hopefully she wiil replace him w/a human being-- ... see you all out at the shows!!!
Je 2 2013
PROF SEZ:it's not all that often that someone puts one over on me....I deliver flowers couple daze a week for Ms Ginny(The Queen)O'Rourke's fine flower shop in Waterbury,but I never expected (or had any inkling) that the entire staff would show up to see us play @ Juniper's last Friday--a plot hatched by wife DD and Chinese Dan-- it was actually a farewell dinner for Diane(who I just ran into today at the Riverside Cemetary tour!!!),but was more of a 'surprise party' for me!!!(they fooled me for 2 weeks!)...can't believe that so many women could keep a secret for that long---OR that they would show up KNOWING that we were playing.... happy to report that Karen & Gilda remained awake til after 10PM!!!!! ---altho there is no video to actually prove it...Marlene wore a heavy sweater all night!!!...the gang danced up a storm,but the amazing part was that Bob and Chinese Dan were able to sit upright for more than 20 minutes!!!--Cheryl may have had a stun gun....The Girls made an appearance--probably just to see Gil(former Mr Connecticut in his younger daze)...Charlie & Barbara were on hand as were Big Rich & Linda(whose tag sale I attended on Sa and bought Rich's Punky Brewster video collection) and Tony & Barbara.... partial-celebrity drummer Mark Fusco stopped by w/his babe--?Lucretia?... he has to be home by 11:30 or his ankle bracelet alarm will go off--part of that work-furlough plea bargain deal....Sa night we were joined by Fran & Karen and Rico & Jenny... Linda appeared(w/o her little friend)and we saw the long-lost Wacky Joanne & Mary & Sue & Anna & Frank...and that takes us back full-circle to the Vanessa LoRusso Birthday dinner w/flowers provided by Queen Ginny... got a big weekend coming up for us:3 SHOWS! meanwhile The Little Guy--Lich or is it Litch?-- tries to stump me daily w/his mystery Artist Quiz weekdays at 4:20 on his WJMJ radio show...
My 19 2013
PROF SEZ: after a couple weeks of private shows out of the area,we are back locally this coming weekend at Junipers in Middlebury...last week The Girls--Claire?Jean?Joan?Andy? from Junipers came out to see us in Bristol where they danced and had a great time despite former Gary Lane & The Heartbeats drummer Jimmy Briggs being there...after 'Can't You See' one of The Girls 'complimented' me with "...that was excellent--what happened?"....out in Woodbury I ran into Tom & Jan Gall at Billy B's birthday party for his house -- just turned 300!! years old!!... out at the Winchester last Sunday we saw what appeared to be a 6 foot pile of chewed gum w/a beard--it turned out to be Rico...thank goodness Jenny the Tambourine Girl was w/him...also on hand were Neil & Joan & Denise along w/the long-lost Duke-Ettes!!! --on a Sunday no less!!! my favorite line of the day was when I overheard former PO ace Claudia With A 'C' exclaim to some guy: "we don't care what your name is..."....then there was the RHAM High Skool Reunion last week at the Blackledge Country Club where Robbie & John & Bob & the 2 Carol's always make us feel welcome...last night we were at the Pattaconk Yacht Club on the CT River--we know it as 'Gary's Yacht Club'-- along w/Carol &Mike &Pete &David & Lynn where Mr P was honored as the new Commodore...we also noted that he was (again) selected as the winner in the Rosie O'Donnell Look-A-Like Contest--4th year in a row!!!..a great show of courage!!!...just goes to show you--never be afraid to try something new---remember that the Ark was built by amateurs while the Titanic was built by professionals!!!
Ap 30 2013
PROF SEZ: on behalf of WATR's Jay Crawford & Julie & the Boys -In-The-Band I want to thank all of those who joined us this past Sunday for the WATR / Harold Leever Cancer Survivors Benefit.... some great folks came out for a worthy cause--thankfully no one fed the drummer,Tony D...along w/J & J there was MM regular Benny;Linda (w/o her little friend!!);Jay's brother Steve;Fred Santore brought a monster PA ;Ray C & Louise brought their wedding memories;brother-in-law Jim taped much of the event so you may see yourself in our future video clips on YouTube... there were some excellent strollers--not the baby kind(Draper IS walking now...)--the dance step... Saturday night we had quite a crowd at the Wtrbry Elks Club--not that they came to see us--but because they now have 'celebrity chef' Dan Goggin in their kitchen--Tony D was also in their kitchen but was immediately asked to leave on the end of Mr Goggin's foot...speaking of celebs-- we had Lord & Lady Gaga & Gil in the house as well as hosts Rita & Tony;Rick Dalton and his 'gang' spent the evening w/us and didn't throw anything at us...Tony says Rick used to sing a mean Gene Pitney once upon a time--then,of course,he got a real job...please note that we added a last-minute gig this coming Sunday afternoon out at the Winchester in Portland--is there anyone that does not like Donna the owner??--just lovely...why,if I were an older man I'd certainly.....
Ap 22 2013
PROF SEZ: so I get back from visiting the Girls in Florida to find that the cold&winter have gone.....along with the birthdaze of Draper & Chinese Dan & Jay Crawford--I think either Julie or boyfriend Tony are due soon as well(when I say 'due' I am referring to a birthday).....it might be time for me to take down my Christmas tree..... speaking of Jay & Julie -- mark your calendar for this weekend when we play the Elks Club on Sa and then go to the Watertown American Legion Hall(on Bunker Hill Ave) Sunday afternoon for the WATR / Harold Leever Cancer Survivors Benefit.... it will again be hosted by Music Museum stars J & J...some of you can be seen on our video from last years' show...now the betting and speculation begins as to wether or not we'll see Rico the Beard & Jenny the Tambourine Girl,Lord & Lady Gaga the cowbell girl,Tony the ex-Waterbury cop & Barbara(we can only pray he leaves Rich at home but brings Linda),Ronnie & Drew,Darlene &Earl,Donna & Linda, and where is wacky Joanne??? ...it may be that she's just too shy... hey, the newly slimmed-down Dale G called--looks like we'll be going back toward Torrington in June(probably be at the Litchfield Road Race as well)to the Sons Of Italy Hall-- thanks for thinking of us Dale... hey, I just noticed these photos over <<here of last years' Benefit Show!!!!
Ap 2 2013
PROF SEZ: 'thanks'(again) to Brother Jim who has posted new concert footage of us on youtube--click on the links below....those of you who may have seen the Watertown High Skool performance(s) of "Fiddler On/Roof" already know what a terrific display of talent/group cooperation it was...sure,my grandson Ted starred as Teyve,and Danielle Fusco was superb--despite her lineage--but there were no 'weak links' in the entire cast... no poor/lame singing, acting, speaking... you know how most hs 'productions' have a few weak spots...this one had NONE !! ...and no morons in sneakers or jeans!!!! even the prop/stage hands had it down to a 'choreographed' science!! .... other good news: the Betsy Ross diner has re-opened... a new Taco chain is opening down the street as well...Tony D(and I)will again be in Late-Night Heaven... yes,I was on the WATR Jay Crawford Show this past Sa night where I gave Julie a 'special' snack(manufactered by Purina)---you can tell we just adore her... other band members Tony & Draper The B-Day Boy were unavailable as they got together for Passover to prepare a special Seder Meal of Skittles & stale popcorn... our friends Darlene & Earl joined Donna & Dotty along w/Lord & Lady Gaga & Lt Pete last week at Spice in Southington.... Jo & Ray stopped in(as if Jo actually 'stops') last Friday at the Gateway Cafe in Bristol where Brian Fitzsimmons/patrick/gerald played cowbell for us--nice to see him in men's clothing....owner George and his staff treat us very nicely...we'll be out in Middlebury this F & Sa @ Junipers Restaurant where we always have a great time... see you there,Prof
Mr 19 2013
PROF SEZ: come see us Friday night in Southington at Spice Bar--it's at the corner of Rte 10 at Eden Ave just south of the center--even Draper can find it...great food/good folks...we are off on Saturday so I will be on the radio w/Jay Crawford(AM1320)--- after i watch grandson Ted star in "Fiddler On The Roof" at Watertown HS...last Friday we had a ball making noise and insulting people out at the Winchester Cafe in Portland--Donna the Head Honcho is always very nice to us(and probably everyone)...Steve Kimball was there w/bride & friends,and while Neil,Joan,Ronnie,Mary&Denise were not there,we did have a surprise visit from the long-lost Duke-Ettes--all dressed to kill-- along with Jonny Swing & Lea(?Leah?)...it was St Patrick's Day weekend so Tony D downed 6 'green beers' before he realized that they were bottles of Listerine--so he smelled great for the rest of the night...see you all on Friday in Southington.... best,Prof
Mr 12 2013
PROF SEZ: well,it's a sad day now that Tony D was overlooked as new Pope and a foriegner was named instead...after all the time he spent working and fighting against that fatal dose of mediocrity--better luck next round....hey didya see that the 'Betsy Ross Diner'(as we'll always know it)is re-opening soon---see Tony--there is a God....the Waterbury Elks has got a new chef & crew and has started serving dinners again.. we had a great time there last Sa nite with our cowbell-bangin' little friend Lady Gaga,her husband Lord Gaga & Gil...Ronnie & Drew danced like crazy(again)all nite along w/ their (?newcomers?) friends ... our hosts Rita & Tony sang w/us and we performed our very 'special' rendition /arrangement of Happy Birthday for Dave the B-Day Boy.... on the 'babe' front we had Laura & Linda & the long lost Donna(replete w/lotsa pup photos)... this Friday it's off to Portland--we love playing at the Winchester--except for the guy who is always throwing his underwear at Draper...
Mr 4 2013
PROF SEZ: so now we're getting somewhere...now we're counting down the (bad) days until the cold & grey is gone--scientists say a strange phenomenon known as 'winter' is to blame--Daylight Savings switchover is coming this Sunday!!!!!!!! March 10....Saturday night we'll be back at the Waterbury Elks Club...everyone is welcome,just sign in at the door--- there is no cost...Draper will be back from his trip--he drove the family down to Cuba to pick up some cigars....we had a great time at the Southington Elks Valentine Dance(finally!!)...thanks to Lisa & Jeff and Buddy & Patty...we saw Darlene & Earl and (recently engaged)Jim & Holly along w/old friends Stan & Linda...conspicously absent were Lady Gaga(the Cowbell Banger),Lord Gaga & Gill as well as Rico the Beard & Jenny the Tambourine Girl--maybe we'll see them Sa nite...happy to announce that WATR semi-celebrity/DJ Jay Crawford has asked us back to perform at the Harold Leever Center Cancer Survivors Benefit again this year...it will be held Ap 28 at the Watertown American Legion on Bunker Hill Ave...we will also be on hand for the Are You Dense Cancer Benefit this Ag 25 out at Qaussy----apparently Joe & Nancy took the wrong meds and accidentally put us in the line-up again!!...don't forget to take the RH Quiz posted under the schedule in the left column... coming soon: the RH Message Board and also some new live footage--just as soon as i can bribe my brother-in-law to actually post it...my idea of new technology is to wire my ColecoVision System to my 1978 Pacer to play Pong(at the slowest speed)....Happy B-Day to wife DD and sis-in-law Martha..... best to all,Prof
F 17 2013
PROF SEZ: I think we've all had enough of this Winter Wonderland crap... while I was delivering flowers last week in downtown Waterbury a hooker approached me and offered ME $20 to warm HER hands!!!...let's hope for clear skies this coming Birthday Weekend--please note that we will only be at Juniper's on Friday night--on Sa we will be doing the postponed (twice) Valentine Dance in Southington ... last year daughter Kristin had the best when she placed her balloons that read "Happy Birthday Princess" behind me...this past Friday we were at Junipers where Bob/Bill (w/Allison--hope i spelled that correctly)& Alan celebrated their B-Day...Bob & Donna danced all night --like they always do...I was surprised to see Chinese Dan there w/his babe Cheryl--not only because he was w/a woman-- but mainly because I know that Peter Pan was playing at the Palace(which explains where Gary D was)...if i remember correctly Gill was with !!!3!!! babes!!!!---talk about unfair---I'm stuck with 2 morons whose combined IQ is lower than the number of trombones in "The Music Man"...thought-provoking they are not--unless you include murder and suicide....WATR partial-celebrity Jay Crawford was on board---happy to announce that we will be doing the Harold Leever Cancer Survivor Benefit again this year---looks like April...continuing on that note: Joe & Nancy Cappella have asked us to be a part of the R U DENSE CANCER BENEFIT again this year out at Quassy in August--now,here again you gotta wonder: a woman like (Doctor)Nancy with a guy who has to be constantly reminded that it's "1 pill every 4 hours--NOT 4 pills every....."--guess there are certain mysteries in the Cosmos that simply cannot be explained....like Draper using his GPS to get out of the car wash...see you this weekend in Middlebury or Southington... best to all,Prof
F 13 2013
VALENTINE DANCE NEW DATE HAS BEEN SET FOR F 23
F 12 2013
Prof sez: looks like we've gotta wait to see the new date for the Valentine Dance postponed from this past Sa...THIS JUST IN: we will be at Juniper's in Middlebury this Friday night at 8PM....hmmmmm... now I wonder if that moron at Mona Lisa will ever be calling us---it's been a year.....!?!?!?!
F 6 2013
PROF SEZ: don't wait to get tix to this Saturday's Valentine Dance...there are very few tix remaining...contact Lisa at the numbers shown in our schedule...this event sells out every year---great
/food/people...on the down side,beware that you may encounter Rico and Lord Gaga--then again,this is the time of year that they bathe...so long to WATR radio celeb/programmer Dee Patterson who has vacated her cool Saturday morning show...all hail Ed Flynn--the modern-day Brad Davis (let's all gather 'round the milk machine) ...sad to have to announce the passing of Paul Rogozinski of Thomaston who will be missed by many...gonna hafta lean on my poor bother-in-law,Jim,to fix every thing that I break... wanta say thanks to all those that saw us @ Juniper's last month:Edmund actually appeared in public(out of his house)after 9pm!!!!..Scotty K was there w/babe(he apparently drugged her well enough so that she didn't remember being out in public w/him--a week before his B-Day) ...met some new folks seeing us for the first time--courtesy of Jay Crawford's Music Museum show--was it ?Orlowski? at the end of the bar?? also Jay's friend from the Shriners...we also saw Darlene & Earl.. John & Donna...Ronnie & Drew.. Steve & Audrey .. Bob & Donna ..Linda(w/o Donna OR a pizza!!).. how about Rudy's babe!!!.. both of Draper's friends showed up-- they were helping him buy a color TV cuz he didn't know which color to pick... hey,how about those Boston Market mashed potatos!!!--right up there w/Outback!!! hope to see Chinese Dan & Gary this weekend--but then again Peter Pan is playing at the Palace!!! See you in Southington (or Juniper's for B-Day weekend!!) best to all,Prof
Ja 16 2012
PROF SEZ: had a great time sitting in w/WATR celeb-savant Jay Crawford this past Saturday night---looks like we're gonna do it again this coming Sa & Su--that's 1320 on AM dial @6PM....spent a terrific Sunday afternoon in West Haven at the Doo Wop Society meeting courtesy of our old friend Shelley(I went more to see his babe,Cindy) where I was treated to a nice musical performance from Louise Murray(of The Hearts & The Jaynetts) AND The Chords(of Sh-Boom fame)...met some great folks too,like John & Terri(thanks for the football updates) from down Groton way and Big Ed.....our first weekend of the New Year brought a surprise when we walked into Donna's Winchester Cafe and found the long-lost Rico & Jenny there along w/Ronnie & Drew,Neil & Joan & Denise & Ron--we love that place...Saturday night at the Waterbury Elks looked like a wash cuz their kitchen staff is changing and no
were served,but a bunch of our friends showed up anyway:Lois(Lady Gaga) & Mike(Lord Gaga) & Gil along w/our hosts Rita & Tony;Darlene was all gussied-up--does anyone still use that term? w/Earl;Charlie & Cindy came down from East Hartford;the lovely Linda(w/new do) did not have her little friend,but brought something even better--a pizza-- which she shared w/the Boys In the Band;we met some new friends from Pittsburgh, as well as several other folks we had not seen....had a great time guesting on WATR's TALK OF THE TOWN show w/Tom Hill(once I got used to him sitting there in his leopard-
Snuggie--it may have been part of his GarAnimals Collection)...thanks go to: Queen Virginia & Louis Nichols for the fine O'Rourke&Birch bash/tour;Gary Springmeyer for keeping my guitar going;Cumby's for their fine tuna-salad sandwiches;Brother Jim who knows how to fix everything; Steve for sharing the Captain Beefheart doc w/me;and a Big Thanks to everyone who comes out to see us throughout the year(s)....best to you all -- Prof
our own Little Antny on his throne--word has it that he dressed himself that night!!!--NOT LIKELY!!
Tom joined us on sax at the 2011 Prospect Car Show...
...the view from above the stage
TO WATCH SOME LIVE FOOTAGE!!:
"Runaround Sue" from the WATR/Harold Leever Cancer Survivor Benefit, March 2012, American Legion Hall Watertown
"Pretty Woman" from the WATR/Harold Leever Cancer Survivor Benefit, March 2012, American Legion Hall Watertown
"Bo Diddley" from the Prospect Car Show, Aug 2012
"Europa/Evil Ways" from Veteran's Memorial Park, July 11, 2012
(thanks to Brother Jim!!!)